
In the electric hum of Neuralink’s labs, where brains meet silicon, one man’s not hogging the mic-Elon Musk’s right-hand enigma, Jared Birchall, is. The 50-year-old ex-Wall Street ace from California, now Texas-based CEO of this neurotech frontier, swapped banker suits for brain implants around 2018, turning Musk’s wild dream into flesh-and-code reality.

First human trial hit January twenty-nine, 2024: Noland Arbaugh, a 29-year-old quadriplegic gamer from Missouri, got the coin-sized chip drilled in. By February, he’s tweeting with thoughts alone; by March, mentally playing chess-joystick in his brain, he calls it. ‘Moving the cursor faster than ever with my hands,’ Noland gushed on Joe Rogan, adding with a grin, ‘Woke up thinking, ‘Screw it, I’m playing Civilization with my mind’-turns out I suck either way.’ Early bumps? Eighty-five percent of threads retracted, like his brain was ‘throwing a tantrum,’ he jokes-but Birchall’s team fixed it without another surgery. ‘I’d do it again in a heartbeat,’ Noland says. ‘Gave me my life back.

‘ That’s Birchall’s magic: low-key Mormon dad of seven, hiking Machu Picchu vibes, yet steering billions through Excession LLC to scale FDA nods-like May 2023 for trials, or November twenty-four, 2024’s CONVOY study launch. While monkeys had their hiccups, humans now restore vision, battle paralysis-maybe even download memories someday. No ego, just results: the guy who saved Musk’s Twitter spree by snagging shares ninja-style, then funnels cash into eco-startups and AI without a peep. Birchall isn’t just wiring brains-he’s rewiring possibility, one silent call at a time.I have found him to be a magnificent person….Thank You
Mister Birchall for all your hard work and Dedication to neuroscience and Elon’s empire…That alone isn’t an easy feat…

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